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News Item: British prostitute specializing in sadomasochism files claim with her insurance company saying she is unable to work because of a car accident.
Yes. Whiplash.
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Belts drop in movement toward the road to bliss--never for inflicting pain, in my way of dreaming.
From one who only sees glimmering stars to wish upon in belts, OrB~ a Belt expert
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A man turned up at his doctor's surgery with weals and lacerations all across his legs, arms and back. When asked how he had received them, he replied that he had picked up a prostitute with whom he had wanted to engage in S&M in the back of his vehicle. Having no 'instruments of pleasure' to hand he had removed the radio receiver from the roof and she proceeded to flaggellate him with it. The doctor stated solemnly that it was the worst case of van-aerial disease he had ever seen.
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In hindsight, the titular line on this thread should have been "Auto-eroticism".
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But no footprints on the dashboard upside down.What fools these ;mortals be.
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How do blondes turn on the light after they make lurv?
They open the car door.
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Hey! I protest in name of blondes everywhere .... at least we know how to spell luv!
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A guy with his gal in a Fiat Said "Where in the heck is my key at?" As he started to seek, She let out a shriek: "That's not where it's likely to be at!
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Ha-- you mentioned you're a blonde-- So you know why blonde gals tend to have bruise around their belly buttons?
Cause blonde guys aren't any to bright either![/yelow]
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Dear of troy: as I said in another thread: Not there, not there, theeeeeeere.
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