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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread from the fourth estate #55673 02/07/2002 2:40 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 Keiva Carpal Tunnel Keiva Carpal Tunnel Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 News Item: British prostitute specializing in sadomasochism files claim with her insurance company saying she is unable to work because of a car accident. Yes. Whiplash. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: from the fourth estate #55674 02/07/2002 9:46 AM Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 55 Charleston, South Carolina OrionsBelt~ newbie OrionsBelt~ newbie Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 55 Charleston, South Carolina Belts drop in movement toward the road to bliss--never for inflicting pain, in my way of dreaming. From one who only sees glimmering stars to wish upon in belts, OrB~ a Belt expert Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: from the fourth estate #55675 02/07/2002 10:07 AM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York Rubrick addict Rubrick addict Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York A man turned up at his doctor's surgery with weals and lacerations all across his legs, arms and back. When asked how he had received them, he replied that he had picked up a prostitute with whom he had wanted to engage in S&M in the back of his vehicle. Having no 'instruments of pleasure' to hand he had removed the radio receiver from the roof and she proceeded to flaggellate him with it. The doctor stated solemnly that it was the worst case of van-aerial disease he had ever seen. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: from the fourth estate #55676 02/07/2002 12:44 PM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 Keiva Carpal Tunnel Keiva Carpal Tunnel Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 In hindsight, the titular line on this thread should have been "Auto-eroticism". Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: auto-erotocism #55677 02/07/2002 3:00 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 But no footprints on the dashboard upside down.What fools these ;mortals be. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Vehicular Lurv #55678 02/07/2002 3:10 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 866 Perth, Western Australia stales old hand stales old hand Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 866 Perth, Western Australia How do blondes turn on the light after they make lurv? They open the car door. stales Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Vehicular Lurv #55679 02/07/2002 4:14 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,439 New England, USA wow Carpal Tunnel wow Carpal Tunnel Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,439 New England, USA Hey! I protest in name of blondes everywhere .... at least we know how to spell luv! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Vehicular Lurv #55680 02/07/2002 4:23 PM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 Keiva Carpal Tunnel Keiva Carpal Tunnel Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 A guy with his gal in a Fiat Said "Where in the heck is my key at?" As he started to seek, She let out a shriek: "That's not where it's likely to be at! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Vehicular Lurv #55681 02/07/2002 4:31 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 5,400 rego park of troy Carpal Tunnel of troy Carpal Tunnel Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 5,400 rego park Ha-- you mentioned you're a blonde-- So you know why blonde gals tend to have bruise around their belly buttons? Cause blonde guys aren't any to bright either![/yelow] my other obsession Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Vehicular Lurv #55682 02/07/2002 4:35 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 Dear of troy: as I said in another thread: Not there, not there, theeeeeeere. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: from the fourth estate #55683 02/08/2002 6:05 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,094 Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U... Jazzoctopus old hand Jazzoctopus old hand Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,094 Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U... My parents and brother(13) were watching the CBS program CSI (Crime Scene Investigators) one night and the episode centered on a crime at a S-M business. One scene was in a plastic surgeon's office and one of the women was having something done. It switched directly to a nondescript scene in the S-M business with moans and screaming. The comment from my brother: "I didn't know plastic surgury hurt so much." He was promptly told to go to bed. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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