Howye fokes,

That terrable Goldilocks (the one what has me life ruined), is a blonde, ya know.

One day she was on an elevator with her brunette frend.
On the third floor a man got on who was grate looken altagather but unfortunately they both noticed he has a bad case of dandruff.

The man got off on the 6th floor.

Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to Goldilocks and said, "Ya know, someone should give that fella Head & Shoulders."

To which Loxy replied, "How do ya give Shoulders?"

Now fer ye!

GallantTed