Silent But Deadly.
take it from someone who family meals (say at holiday time) might include Cabbage, rutabaga, brussel sprouts, and onions.. trust me, you didn't want to be indoors the next day... or any time soon with your family!

then there was the nun at the RR station. she was waiting for a train, and found a some pennies. How novel.. (most nuns take vows of poverty, and never carry money.) she saw a scale, and an ad on it, "your wieght and fortune, 1 C.

She stepped on the scale, and got a small piece of paper,
weight 135lbs.
"a small wind will come your way"


She thought, thats a silly fortune, got on the scale again
and this time got
weight 135lbs
"Wind is due soon"


now she was annoyed.. she wanted her fortune, and so, taking her last penny, she spepped on the scale again
"You still weight 135 lbs, and if you don't stop farting around here, you'll miss your train!"