"Fart" is indeed an unattractive word. What better word can you suggest?

In the 'family film' Shrek, Donkey accuses Shrek of 'cracking one off'.

You could also have flatulate, break wind, release gas, let rip, blow off, let a raspberry, honk or poot. Choose your favourite - the list is endless.

And SBD for those sneaky, anonymous pooters.