Oh, sorry bel, didn't know your inclinations went that way ...

Bien non, Cap. the ones I flirt with are generally of the dangly-bit persuasion and not of the protuberances persuasion.

If you notice I said *YOU smiled at *your coworkers and *your boss and flirted with the cute girl.

Also, Monsieur, I am a lady and as such, carry a compact to avoid such eventualities as stuck teeny kiwi pits (or teeny Kiwi bits as the sad case may be)