He reached the house, pulled open the large mahogany door and ...

His father, Ronnie Biggs, swooped on him and picked him up, at the same time slamming the door in the face of the 22-year-old beautiful monokini-clad Brazilian girl who was standing there, panting from the run. Ronnie carried his son through the house to the bathroom and dumped him, still wearing his shorts, in the shower cubicle.

"Wash yourself you little devil!" he snarled. "How many times have I told you that the Copacobana is no place for an eight-year-old by himself? You never know what you might catch. It's dirty and you're covered in filth. Talking of which, how many times have I told you not to pick girls up there?"

"Lots," his son muttered. Then he added "But Dad, I want you to look up to me. I wanted to show you that even at eight years old I'm as good a man as you are!"

"Damn it!" lamented Ronnie. "I knew it would come to this." He went and found the phone book. "I'm going to ring Scotland Yard and see if I can cut a deal with them if I go back to England."

Just then, there was a furious pounding at the door, and ...


The idiot also known as Capfka ...