they heard faintly a voice calling, "What a load of old rubbish! You can't have a bunch of geriatrics having it away on prime time telly! No, I don't care if it is your idea of a kind of retro "Big Brother", wrinklies should keep their clothes on on telly. At all times. At all costs." Pause, then "And that goes double for him! No, the pretzel doesn't constitute a suitable fig-leaf substitute."

Esmeralda, her foot still in pain from her little interlude with torturers in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", staggered to her foot, and shouted,


The idiot also known as Capfka ...