#54879
02/02/2002 2:28 AM
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Just got this on the news and couldn't resist. Another woman has been arrested in Somerset, NJ (ya gotta love this state, don't ya!) for attempting to cut off her husband's you-know-what with a large kitchen knife.  She claims he did it to himself so he could accuse her of doing it????   But I don't think that'll ever stand-up in court!  (And, hey mav, Somerset County, you got outta dere just in time, mate!)  Meanwhile...LOL!...they reported that the man works as a meat slicer at the local Shop-Rite supermarket! oh, I can't take it!.....who scripted this, anyway!? Well, maybe we'll add another new word or two to the language out of this one when all is said and done... so there you are, more bobbittry from the fine state of New Jersey!
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#54880
02/02/2002 3:12 AM
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attempting to cut off her husband's you-know-what
"attempting"? Detail, please.
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#54881
02/02/2002 3:35 AM
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Detail, please. You've got to be kidding! Well, okay then...I believe they said it was a 1/2 inch cut, she (or he) didn't quite get it, while he was sleeping. A rude awakening! Now, whether a 1/2 inch wound seriously impaired the gentleman or not, I don't know. Connie, after posting those pictures you better stay out of this conversation!
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#54882
02/02/2002 11:29 AM
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Well, I saw it through Picasso's eyes. I said it before, I haven't lost any to frostbite, so why would I bobbitize? I wouldn't dream of harming a hair.........well, you know the rest of that saying. 
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#54883
02/02/2002 3:16 PM
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A limp lingam would be hard to cut.
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#54884
02/02/2002 5:04 PM
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Reminds me of the Bobbitt joke - a stales' favourite...
Lorena's just done the deed..
Runs screaming from the room clutching knife and severed member
Jumps in her car (still clutching things), roars off down the road.
Realises what she'd got in her hand, screams and throws it out the window.
Member bounces off the windscreen of a passing car...
Driver of other car expostulates "Jeeez - didja see the size of the dick on that bug!!!"
ahem
stales
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#54885
02/02/2002 6:55 PM
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Would "Bobbitt" qualify as an aptronym?
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#54886
02/02/2002 6:59 PM
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my favorite was about how Bobbitt wanted to change his name after the attach-- he didn't want to always be associated with Bobbitt..
So he is changed it to Les Johnson..but that name didn't work for him, so now he is Willy Dunnin?
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#54887
02/02/2002 7:02 PM
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#54888
02/02/2002 7:50 PM
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my favorite was about how Bobbitt wanted to change his name after the attach. Helen, you're wonderful!...think about it.
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#54889
02/02/2002 8:08 PM
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He may have been cosmetically restored, but still denied power of consummation, his potentia coeundi permanently cut off.
In checking my Latin, I found this, which amused me:
Ficken Ohne Ende:
Die Fähigkeit des Mannes zum Vollzug des Koitus. Außer von einer potentia coeundi,
spricht man auch von einer potentia generandi, der Zeugungsfährigkeit. ...
http://www.fsk18.com/lexikon/p.htm
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#54890
02/02/2002 9:26 PM
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In checking my Latin, I found this, which amused me:
Ficken Ohne Ende:
Die Fähigkeit des Mannes zum Vollzug des Koitus. Außer von einer potentia coeundi,
spricht man auch von einer potentia generandi, der Zeugungsfährigkeit. ...
Amusing Latin indeed, Bill. Couldn't find "Zeugungsfährigkeit" in my Latin-English dictionary, though. Must get a better one.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#54891
02/02/2002 10:15 PM
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I believe the technically correct term is bobtailed bartleby: bobtail: 2. An animal, such as a horse, having a short or shortened tail. 3. Something that has been cut short or abbreviated, although some might agrue for dismembered. (he said detachedly.)
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#54892
02/02/2002 10:27 PM
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Dear CK: It seems to me that there are two quite contradictory translations of "Ficken Ohne Ende".
The most probable one I would not be cruel enough to wish to be your lot, but the second possible one might appeal to you. Strenuous, though.
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#54893
02/02/2002 10:36 PM
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3. Something that has been cut short or abbreviated, although some might agrue for dismembered
Would have thought that demembered would be the most appropriate usage in this case ...
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#54894
02/02/2002 10:38 PM
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Dear Bill, I fear you missed my point. I understand that during the Cold War the Gehlen Bureau used the term "um die Ecke bringen" to describe the permanent removal of nuisances. I have this little list.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#54895
02/03/2002 1:05 AM
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enthusiast
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I have it on good authority that the police were stumped as to what exactly to charge Lorena with. They finally settled on littering.
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#54896
02/03/2002 1:21 AM
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No, no, slithy-- Bobbitt was stumped!
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#54897
02/03/2002 2:06 AM
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They police could have called it performing surgery without a license.
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#54898
02/05/2002 2:10 AM
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John Bobbitts of the world, fear no more!!! Enhancement is at hand!..... http://enzyte.comI ain't watchin' the video, but all you ladies who can't resist a click'n'peek (ahem, Connie?) please give us your critique
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#54899
02/05/2002 2:19 AM
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And the snake hissed to Eve "You'll need an Apple to watch the video"
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#54900
02/05/2002 2:21 AM
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Ahhhh, there is a short video to be watched but when I clicked on it a box came up asking me if I wanted to install some quick time thingy (as an aside, quick time is not what us ladies want, let me tell ya) and you know I have no clue about that computer installation stuff. Dag nabbit, what's on the video? Anything worth watching?? Not sure my hubby would appreciate my waking him up to install something that will let me watch a penile enlargement video, understanding though he may be.
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#54901
02/05/2002 2:24 AM
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"You'll need an Apple to watch the video"You'll need something to watch that video. The link sure don't work! She said with a wink!
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#54902
02/05/2002 2:30 AM
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But all three of you ladies were intrigued enough to try, were you not?
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#54903
02/05/2002 2:37 AM
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I didn't see anything about a video. And if there were a video, it wouldn't be worth the bother. Just a new way of separating idiots from their money. The only spam that annoys me more is the porn.
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#54904
02/05/2002 2:37 AM
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" Quick Time ActiveX Plugin" Sure sounds like a penile enhancement kit to me! But, seriously, I have no idea if it is recommended to install this on anything but an Apple computer. Jazzo? AnnaStrophic? No video for me  .
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#54905
02/05/2002 3:33 AM
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Spam, Dr. Bill? I got it off one of those TV drug commercials, so it must have FDA approval (dunno if it's prescription or over-the-counter). Suffragium asotas...you just pop a pill, and "hey!" ...I wish it were my product to market, though. As P.T. Barnum once said, "There's a sucker born every minute." Oops, wait...let me rephrase that...
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#54906
02/05/2002 8:19 AM
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#54907
02/05/2002 11:30 AM
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I didn't see anything about a video. And if there were a video, it wouldn't be worth the bother. Just a new way of separating idiots from their money. The only spam that annoys me more is the porn.
The video's there alright but it ain't porn. Just a cheesy afternoon soap-style film with a spanish guitar and some washed-up actor telling you how you can 'enhance your lurv' with a capsule a day. Save your internet pocket-money by avoiding this overblown site. It's not worth it!
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#54908
02/05/2002 2:41 PM
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A Spanish guitar!?...ommigosh! Connie, they 'saw you coming'! intended only as the idiom
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