I was doing some data analysis the other day on a large database. Among other things, I needed to work out whether we had a major problem with hyphenated surnames (or multiple surnames without hyphens) before we populate a data warehouse. I found 34 entries where there are more than two names in a surname. I can't tell you what any of them are because of confidentiality, but I was gobsmacked by one of them, because it looks like someone's idea of a joke which was visited on some poor mite who'd just put in an appearance at a maternity ward.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...