so Hev, you hang out..

Okey dokey - I'm hanging out... not too far though

any minute now, Jackie will give you a great big southern (US!) welcome..

Oh, "of troy" I've already experienced Jackie's fantastically warm, southern US welcome. Thank you Jackie

and if sparteye findsout you like sports..

Why .. what happens if I confess to an extreme enjoyment of sports which are not traditionally appreciated by the female race? (Cricket, car racing, rugby league/union, soccer) What are you/they going to do to me?

while we chain you down and won't let you get away!

Oh my