Seriously though Jazz, do you think this is a word that was in his vocabulary a week ago

No, not at all, and hopefully it won't be a week from now.

I know we've harped on "-ize"ing quite a bit, but I don't know if any of you experience the annoyance of people thinking they're so incredibly creative in "making up" a word just by adding "ize" to somethine. I've assumed it's mainly just people my age naively imagining that they're making up creative words, but I'm not so sure.