It's a shame that the euro has come along, as I won't be able to punt on these any longer.

Arf, arf, Ted. To be Franc, I'll have to Mark you down for that one. Drachma your name in shame and lire at that!! Then you can Escudo yourself!!

Actually, now that we don't have the pound anymore, we can't call the Euro 'quids'. What's a viable alternative, do you think?? 'Es'??