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Tsuwm's Q & A post, plus a recent weekly theme gave me this idea, which I hope will lead to some good laughs:
What are some things you do NOT want to hear
in the operating room?
"Oops".
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old hand
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"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"
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#5358
08/17/2000 11:28 PM
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"delirium tremens?" yeah... I... uh... l-learned th-that t-term in m-med school"
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What did you say this patient's name was?
Bingley
Bingley
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old hand
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"Sancho, now don't tell me this is a windmill... chaaarge!"
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#5361
08/18/2000 11:22 AM
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"Was that the right or the left?"
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#5362
08/18/2000 12:13 PM
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addict
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I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?
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#5363
08/18/2000 12:58 PM
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enthusiast
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Who's turn is it for a donut run?
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enthusiast
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"why does that monitor keep flashing "ILLEGAL OPERATION"?
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TEd
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"Fastest organ rejection I've ever seen. Someone want to scrape it off the ceiling?"
TEd
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TEd
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old hand
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"Oooo. . .look what happens when I squeeze this part."
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"Doctor... why is there blood on your mouth?"
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"Put this on the doggy bag"
Juan Maria.
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"Wow, I didn't know that color existed."
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Pooh-Bah
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Has anyone seen my chewing gum?
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#5374
08/24/2000 11:38 AM
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Pooh-Bah
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No, no! I said, "first remove his _spectacles_"
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Nurse,put down that boiling water. I told you to prick his boil!
TEd
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The doctor dancing and singing to his favorite tune, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
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"Get that cat/mouse/bird out of here."
Inspired by a snippet in yesterday's paper about a cat that had wandered into the air shafts of a hospital in Athens and fell out onto a patient on the operating table.
Bingley
Bingley
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(over the loudspeaker): "The surgeon is urgently requested to remove his car from the emergency entrance"
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"Oh no! I lost my contact lens!"
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