Dear CK: is it possible that you were hoping nobody could figure out what you were talking about? That would be genuinely naughty.

No, not at all, Bill. Everyone in the civilised world will have heard about Delia's canonisation to lexicographical sainthood by now. Therefore, I don't think it will come as a surprise in, oh, Britain, New Zealand, Australia, Canada, India, Sri Lanka, parts of Africa, a couple of small places in South and Central America, Scott Base, South Georgia ...


The idiot also known as Capfka ...