#52741
01/14/2002 3:56 PM
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#52742
01/14/2002 5:25 PM
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Must be a stepdaughter to Mr. Hackenslash, the barber. 
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#52743
01/14/2002 5:46 PM
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#52744
01/14/2002 6:21 PM
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Jim Kiick...former Miami Dolphins star.
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#52745
01/14/2002 7:13 PM
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#52746
01/14/2002 7:23 PM
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Todd Eldredge, on the Olympic team (with the teenagers) again at the grand old age of 30!
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#52747
01/14/2002 8:54 PM
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#52748
01/14/2002 9:07 PM
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ageist? at the Olympic level? like I said, he joins a team full of teen-and-twenty-year-olds. the only person older is one of the ice-dancers. Michele Kwan is a veteran of 21.
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#52749
01/14/2002 9:12 PM
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#52750
01/14/2002 9:14 PM
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And you can't deny that he's eldr than the rest of them.
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#52751
01/14/2002 9:24 PM
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>an attempt at a pun whew, it's a good thing you tol... wait, I *still don't get it. 
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#52752
01/14/2002 9:24 PM
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#52753
01/14/2002 9:28 PM
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max, I guess it's my old mind that's on edge... and eldritch is a word of which I'm very fond.
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#52754
01/14/2002 9:35 PM
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This may be the only sports site in the entire universe where such a pun might fit!
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#52755
01/15/2002 12:24 AM
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Hey, Max! I got it right off the bat. Just thought I'd let you know somebody did. 
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#52756
01/15/2002 5:43 AM
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>I got it right off the bat
I thought it was sticks for ice-hockey.
Bingley
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#52757
01/15/2002 12:55 PM
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I thought it was sticks for ice-hockey.
ROFL! You fun-nee, mon. And that reminds me of Pokemon, the Jamaican proctologist...(hi, wofa)
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#52758
01/17/2002 2:35 AM
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I don't want to spoil anyone's congratulations, but wasn't tsuwm's original post supposed to be a pun. The thread was focused on aptronyms, so his use of Eldredge among teenagers was a punny aptronym from the start, right? Not to slight Max, but wasn't he just using the same pun? Or I'm missing something completely . . .
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#52759
01/17/2002 2:41 AM
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...wasn't tsuwm's original post supposed to be a pun.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
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#52760
01/17/2002 2:46 AM
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tsuwm gets one point for pun on age.
Max gets one point for pun on weirdness.
Okey-dokey?
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#52761
01/17/2002 2:58 AM
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Okey-dokey?
Yepski. So does Max get bonus points or negative points for being so darn confusing? No offence intended.
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#52762
01/17/2002 2:59 AM
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#52763
01/17/2002 3:07 AM
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TEd! Get in here! We need you! 
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#52764
01/17/2002 11:04 AM
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I saw it originally, but forgot to award tsuwm one more point for the use of edge .
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#52765
01/17/2002 6:58 PM
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it's like i've always said: puns is worthless if'n you have to 'splain them. deduct two points from max and I, each.
- joe (p. leo) nazm
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#52766
01/17/2002 7:56 PM
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#52767
01/17/2002 7:57 PM
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deduct two points from max and Ideduct from who m? puns is worthless if'n you have to 'splain themYou didn't have to: some of us (well, some of them, actually) got them. No deduction; well done!
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#52768
01/17/2002 8:01 PM
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Arguing over points awarded for a pun is like arguing over runs scored on a foul ball.
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#52769
01/17/2002 9:05 PM
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I say, Off with their heads, then![regal smirk-e]
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#52770
01/17/2002 9:12 PM
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#52771
01/17/2002 10:32 PM
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I see no point in continuing. Must disagree, Max.
I see no con in verbal counter-point, only pros.
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#52772
01/17/2002 10:38 PM
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I see no point in continuing. No, no, no, Max--you MUST continue--you just said so, yourself: you won't get any points if you don't.
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#52773
01/18/2002 8:15 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Distance runner (and running columnist): Dick Miles
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#52774
02/02/2002 11:16 AM
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I've just been watching a Canadian TV documentary which was edited by Kate Amend.
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#52776
02/02/2002 4:56 PM
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Tiger WOODS - golfer
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#52777
02/03/2002 12:05 AM
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Movie actor : Robert Dishey
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#52778
02/03/2002 12:48 AM
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How about Dr. I. Needles, dentist (Manhattan, around 28th Street and Second-or-Third Avenue, 1964-plus-or-minus 2)
(leads to a whole subthread of medical aptronyms, probably already in a long-ish list somewhere if anyone wants to chase it down)
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#52779
02/03/2002 7:24 PM
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Is there such a thing as an inaptronym? {Post-edit: mav, thanks for the answer. } In today's Superbowl, the starting left tackle for the Patriots' offense will be a 305-pound gentleman named Matt Light.
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#52780
02/03/2002 11:04 PM
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