Funny thing about security guards, something the English are extremely fond of employing lots of.

1. You choose your security guard based on build, not brains. Da bigga da betta. Haven't met a smart one yet.
2. You pay them peanuts because they often can't get any other kinda work and theys goin cheap.
3. You puttem in a fancy uniform which oozes the "power" pheromones and they go straight to the hindbrain. If the guard has one.
4. Then you givem control over what you do. And expect them to be able to distinguish between plastic boobs and C4.

Isn't there something fundamentally wrong with this picture?




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