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#51686
01/03/2002 9:13 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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this is so funny! LOL!, ROTF funny.. but the heading should give you a heads up as to what is is about!
Subject: Marketing news
Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA
(mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the
trade name of Mydixaflop. Mydixaflop will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi
Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as
a mixer, under the name Mount And Do. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one"
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#51687
01/04/2002 1:38 AM
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Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 4,189
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Why you, you...misandrist!  
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#51688
01/04/2002 1:57 AM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,605
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Q: What's the difference between an italian wife and a jewish wife?
The italian wife tells her husband, "Buy Viagra."
The jewish wife tells her husband, "Buy Pfizer Corp."
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#51689
01/04/2002 2:52 AM
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ROFL, Helen! When I showed my wife your post, she laughed at how it matched the TV rerun she'd literally just finished watching, "The Practice". Here's the official plot summary:
Season 4: Episode 17 - "Black Widow":
Bobby and Eugene defend Courtney Hanson (Victoria Principal), a beautiful woman accused of murdering her much older, third husband by "over-stimulating" his weak heart [by lacing his wine with Viagra].
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