...uh excuse me Sirs, I am not Milum. I am just a lackey choosen to tell the great tsuwm behind the curtain that it might be better to divide the total number of words into the total number of "three or betters". That way you wouldn't have to apply the Fog Index so often. The higher the number the greater the Fog.
Thank you,
Lester Lackey.

Note: The letter above has a perfect Fog Index of -0- (zero) or a Fog Index of .01937, depending on how many syllables are in "tsuwm".