There is a very funny article from a magazine I can't recall describing one man's efforts to avoid being invited to meetings. One approach I remember from the article involved bringing your bicycle into the meeting room and proceeding to fix a flat tyre. Another one was to get someone to ring you on your mobile phone every five minutes. I don't know if it's on line, but if I can find it, I'll post it.



The idiot also known as Capfka ...