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Linebacker for the University of Oregon Ducks: Wesly Mallard.
http://goducks.fansonly.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/mallard_wesly01.html
Poor chap! Wouldn't it be terrible if he received an injury that made it difficult for him to walk?
And could you keep a straight face whilst you invited him to play whist?
However, if he ever feels unwanted or unloved, he can come to the UK and join a Steam Locomotive preservation society!
Poor chap! Wouldn't it be terrible if he received an injury that made it difficult for him to walk?
Oh, to him it'd prolly be like water off a duck's back...
I dunno - I think it might give him a deceitful walk.
It seems probable that he would weave his way on tangled webs . . .
...or you might say "wimble-wamble". [no whiter than the average duck] (hi dubious!) [/unwhitened]
wambling seems appropriate, but I'm not so sure about wimbling - that sounds like a boring occupation to me.
Perhaps ducking and diving would be a better description?
>not so sure about wimbling - that sounds like a boring occupation
yeahbut, in wimble-wamble it's supposedly a reduplication of wamble and nothing to do with wimbling atall.
OED gives it as Brit. dialect meaning to roll about in walking; evidently not where you are.
Nay, lad; reaund 'ere tha's mo' like to 'ear 'em say, "weighvin."
Mallard
He must be a mean quackler! so go ahead and shoot me, quackle instead of tackle, get it?
It seems probable that he would weave his way on tangled webs . . .
Well, if his webs got tangled (good one!), he'd weeble and he'd wobble and he would fall down. Hmm...how much wood could a wood duck duck if a wood duck could and would duck wood? (Oh my stars, folks, she's gone to stream-of-consciousness again!)
What does one wood duck say to another? "Wood you like to go out with me?" What does a wood duck say to a wood duck decoy? "Why don't you answer me? What are you, a wooden-head?" What does a wood duck do to ward off bad luck? Knocks on wood, of course!
How did the mallard cross the road?
Via duct.Not via an elephant.
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