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#51441 01/01/2002 8:31 PM
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http://www.sotolgallery.com/graphics/bb/sfolio/grape.html
How about that pile of rocks, huh?
Are the gutter police still on vacation? Hi, JackieThat ought to get everyone looking at the site. Hi, WO'N!

How about an award for best description of this picture? You know, make it a word post.





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Dear Consuelo: I don't know enough geology to describe accurately the process that created this formation. It obviously took millions of years. I would not try climbing it.


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Polynesian folk have an open-minded outlook ...

http://www.psience.net/sites/molokai/mol01001.htm


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I don't know enough ... to describe accurately the process that created this formation.
No doubt Consuelo is familiar with the process.


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OK, so how do we refer to these? Erockica? Erocktica? (I like that one.) Erosrockica? Erockic Erocktic? Erosrockic? Or just "Rock and Roll" in the primal sense?

Thanks, Consuelo and wow.

Rocks in my head,
WW


#51446 01/02/2002 12:47 AM
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mmm,hmm...anybody can see it's a wounded butterfly that bore the same fate as Lot's wife! So why worry about the GP's hi, Connie!...and you see what happens when you cast your glance back upon Sodom and Gemorrah? tsk,tsk


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A wounded flutterby? Did you see the heart shape design in the wing? Am I posting in the wrong thread here?


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Did you see the heart shape design in the wing?

Yes...well...the poor thing must've been wearing his heart on his wing when he looked back. Or "her" wing, perhaps.
No, I guess you're right...it would definitely be a "he," wouldn't it?

Oh, and since you asked for a formal name nomination, Connie, here's mine:
Lot's Broken (ahem)Butterfly


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A wounded flutterby? Did you see the heart shape design in the wing? Am I posting in the wrong thread here?


Quite honestly, I thought it looked like a nice set of mammaries in the rock...oh...but that is a different thread too, isn't it?or isn't tit? This isn't very angelic of me now is it?


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Connie made me post this.
edit on 6/28/2002...I removed the link. It was to a picture of a tree that I had posted in my personal website. I do not wish to destroy the continuity of any thread, however, I no longer wish my personal life to be viewed in this forum.

Thank you.

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Howye

I sees nothin - this whole thread is one big phallacy if ya asks me (but please don't!)

GT


#51452 01/05/2002 5:26 AM
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new link

Holy crap! It's a penile colony! ain't no way around this one!


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Angel, what did she DO to MAKE you post that? I am very curious here, though utterly dumbfounded over that photograph. And to think I have such devotion toward trees! This one seems to dangle a devilish grin somewhere in between those leaves of aghast.

Best regards,
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Well, that tree is obviously in the well hung garden of Babylon.


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Damn it, I knew all this tinkering around with GM was going to upset the balance of nature! Tain't natoorelle! It looks like a whole new way for trees to scatter their seed. Wouldn' wanna be around none when it's happenin', neither.

So who's claiming the credit for this one? PPL Therapeutics? Looks like a whole step up from cloning Dolly the Sheep. Or were her genes the ones they used?





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#51456 01/06/2002 12:28 AM
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Forgot to post the caption of the picture..
"See, they do grow on trees!" Keiva made me say it!


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Well, evidently they grow on carrots too.

http://blort.meepzorp.com/fenestration/carrotcouple.jpg



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Hmmm, Fiberbabe...gives new meaning to Bugs Bunny's, "Ehhhhh...what's up, doc?" [merrily holding his carrot-e] Doesn't it?

Dat wascally wabbit!


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Someone ought to be Onan up to it!



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I think it needs a Viagriculturalist



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ow about an award for best description of this picture? You know, make it a word post.

Spermhenge


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As Fiberbabe can attest, there's a rock of giant lingam, or phallas shape alongside the Columbia River a few miles east of Portland, OR, that the state now refers to as "Rooster Rock." Its original English name was more apropriate, but the church ladies forbade it, hence the euphamism.


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As Fiberbabe can attest...

I do solemnly swear.

I'm also aware of its reputation as a nude beach. [Yeah, in Oregon. Who knew?] However, I'm unaware of its former name. Geoff? Educate me!


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Let me hazzard a guess. Would it be Cock Rock?
The Gutter Hussy Goddess


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Dunno Connie ~ I did a quick Google, and the only hint I uncovered was "Cooper's Point". And if that's what Cooper's Point looks like, I'd like to congratulate his wife on her capabilities!


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Re: Resurrection
Well, evidently they grow on carrots too.


You been rooting around, gal?

http://wordsmith.org/board/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=wordplay&Number=47675


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Erocktica?

No, WW, dear. Petrophallic. There, doesn't that sound ever so much more proper?

Rocks in my head,

And carrots in your (let's see...What rhymes with head?) That'll drive the bunny buggy!


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This one could be funny or mean-spirited, depending on one's perspective.

http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/hubble_image.html


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That's hysterical, FallibleFiend! Everybody's got an attitude, huh?

Here, I made it clickable for ya:
http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/hubble_image.html






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Whit and Max, though I fully agree with your comments, I wonder if the ladies might perhaps prefer the more phallic pictures previously posted in this thread?


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Ah, but one for the gents too, though not as explicit. You all might recognize The Grand Tetons in Wyoming. For your information, The Grand Tetons is actually French for The Big Boobs.

http://www.geocities.com/rlschieber/travel1.htm


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Thanks, belM, for keeping us abreast of French terms! (Yes, I'm milking it for all it's worth.)


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Your mammose image is much appreciated, bel. [making this vaguely word-related -e ]

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In Spanish they would be called "Las Chichotas", with hands held, palms upward, just below the "chi chis", formed as if to give a good grab and jiggled up and down. So, WO'N, what did I leave dangling?


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This just in from Quebec, bel's home:

Cows milk themselves with robotic machine
Canadian dairy farmers have begun to equip their barns with European-made gadgets that let cows milk themselves whenever they want.

Imported from Holland, the $250,000 robotic milkers coax the cattle by dispensing tasty treats in exchange for their teats, which the machine automatically hooks up to a vacuum that sucks out just the right amount of milk.

The end result--besides a barn full of happy cows free to wander--is an increase in milk production, and consequently a boost in farmers' earnings. ... About 30 farmers in Ontario and Quebec have purchased the machine. Yves Roux bought four of the robotic milkers.

He said it took a few tries for his cattle to become accustomed to the machines, but now all but a few stubborn cows take the bait and sit back while the robot does its job.



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And then when their milk-giving days are finished we turn them into sausage.

Truly:

It was the times of breast, it was the times of wurst.



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It was the times of breast, it was the times of wurst.

From the book, A Sale of Two Titties.


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It was the times of breast, it was the times of wurst.
A Sale of Two Titties.
Ohmigawd! You two have made my day! Did you-all plan this?






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It was the times of breast, it was the times of wurst.
A Sale of Two Titties.
Ohmigawd! You two have made my day! Did you-all plan this?


No, and thank goodness you laughed! I was afraid you'd give us the Dickens!


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