(Apology in advance for being chatty...but)

Dear Faldage,

You wrote:

We learned to use can from those very elders who upbraided us for that usage.

Well, you're obviously not from the South. At least not from the Old Dominion. We still wrangle that rope over may and can--mayhem and canhem still iz taught here.

This has not been a good day.

Without a sense of humor (or humour, as if I give a dang),
DubDub
It's gotta have to do with the Moon!