Dear Gallant Ted and JustPlain Ted,

Hey! I heard from Maddog, sorta. You were right JustPlain, he's on the 20/20. Kinda fits. But hey, look at it this way, he's off the Ripple. He told me he is currently studying the sub-culture of the downtrodden.

Anyway he's invited me up to his crib to spin some discs on this new Hi-Fi that Santa brought. Naw, he's forgiven Santa, only hit him once. Maddog gets all lovey-dovey when he is mellow with good wine.

I'm going to sing him a song...

Button up your overcoat
Find a nice warm bed.
Take good care of yourself
You're my favorite Ted.


Merry Christmas
to all the Ted's of the World.
Those of privilege (like Maddog)
And those who sleep in a cardboard box.



Milum.