Dear Gallant Ted and JustPlain Ted,
Hey! I heard from Maddog, sorta. You were right JustPlain, he's on the 20/20. Kinda fits. But hey, look at it this way, he's off the Ripple.

He told me he is currently studying the sub-culture of the downtrodden.
Anyway he's invited me up to his crib to spin some discs on this new Hi-Fi that Santa brought. Naw, he's forgiven Santa, only hit him once. Maddog gets all lovey-dovey when he is mellow with good wine.
I'm going to sing him a song...
Button up your overcoat
Find a nice warm bed.
Take good care of yourself
You're my favorite Ted.Merry Christmasto all the
Ted's of the
World.
Those of
privilege (like Maddog)
And those who sleep in a
cardboard box.

Milum.