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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexics Association


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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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(I think this has been posted before, but.)
Two monks discover a cache of ancient religious writings, and decide to translate them. One, having gone to fix himself a snack, hears a piercing scream followed by loud wailing. Rushing back, he finds his colleague white and trembling. With a shaking finger, the colleague points to a word. "It...it...it's celebrate, not celibate".


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He says the funniest joke has to involve weasels and private parts, to wit:

http://www.miami.com/herald/special/features/barry/2002/docs/jan20.htm


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