OH! OH! OH! I remember another one.

The people who hold up two fingers with each hand as they say quote unquote. Even when quote unquote is not necessary which is pretty much all the time.

A former boss of mine used to do that. This guy could start bloviating at the drop of a paper clip. I searched and searched until I found an Energizer bunny that actually worked. It went around in circles banging on its pink drum.

Whenever Bill would start in one of us would start the damned bunny running around. I came to work one morning to find the bunny stomped into plastic shards at the entrance to my cubicle. Did I mention that Bill was a tad passive-aggressive?

Of course there was the time one of us got the batteries in backwards. That bunny kept coming and coming.


TEd