Hi Marian! Good to see you here! I own a copy of the first book Dr. Seuss illustrated, before he began writing his own books. Come on over - I'll show it to you! It's called Boners, and is a collection of students' malaprops, many of which are now urban legend. Unfortunately, it was Dick and Jane who got me reading, with considerable help from Spot, of course!

Oh, oh, oh, see Spot spot Dick. See Spot bite Dick. See Dick run. C'mon, guys, you remember this stuff, don't you?