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#49782
12/15/2001 5:03 PM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,605
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Aug 2001
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Stern poetic justice shall be meted to those who would deny the existence of Santa Claus: In Baltimore there lived a boy, / He wasn't anybody's joy. Although his name was Jabez Dawes, / His character was full of flaws. In school he never led his classes, / He hid old ladies' reading glasses, His mouth was open when he chewed, / And elbows to the table glued. He stole the milk of hungry kittens, / And walked through doors marked No Admittance.
He said he acted thus because / There wasn't any Santa Claus. ... Yet people pardoned every sin, / And viewed his antics with a grin, Till they were told by Jabez Dawes, / "There isn't any Santa Claus!"http://www.huumor.com/article.php?sid=15 tells the full story of Jabez's horrible fate.
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