They all sound wrong to me. Can I vote? I wish a. were correct, but doubt it. Probably zaerism would be better there.

However, I like c. even though I've never heard of Wally Zaber. (Wally???? What kind of name is Wally????)

I vote for c. 'cuz I like it. And, if c's wrong, we really need a word for meaningless phrases. We also need zaerism for the backwards stuff.

WW

PS: Do I get to vote???