This from Google about pi:

3.142857

My two rats leap no jelly meal fopcap, my name for John Shar's mama famine kitchen police. Luzon Fifi.

I fail to see how we get even 3.1 from the above. (My has two letters; two has three letters....

Please throw me a line here, somebody. What am I not seeing that everybody else here is seeing and, apparently, happy taking bites out of?

Best regards,
Dub R. SquaredAway--Not!