Saw a registration number yesterday which read "Y42 ANU". Spooky!

And speaking of which, the lead actor in a play in London called "The Play Wot I Wrote About Morecombe and Wise" was visited in his dressing room the other day by Prince Michael of Kent. The actor offered the Prince a glass of champagne, but an equerry stepped in and said "You're breaching protocol!". The actor, undaunted, said "What, does he want a beer then?"


The idiot also known as Capfka ...