Oh, oh, we have a problem.

Michigan statute: "Any person who shall use any indecent, immoral, obscene, vulgar or insulting language in the presence or hearing of any woman or child shall be guilty of a misdemeanor." MCL 750.337; MSA 28.569; Pub. Acts 1897, No. 219.

Now how can we possibly attend Wordapalooza! under such a sword?
Sparteye, can you give us any comforting legal advice?