Ah! - dear stales! You have at last discovered the delights of Aenigma, (aka Aeolus) our own idiosyncratic spell checker.

I have heard it said that all things should be useful or ornamental (and preferably both at once.) The ornamentality of Aenigma's byzantine interpretations cannot be seriously doubted: her utility lies, I suspect, in the reminders she gives to us all of the fallibility of all human endeavour.

(PS - any one any idea what "Akers" is? this is Aenigma's rendition of "aka", above.)