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How 'bout some Woody Allen then?:
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
I'm a pretty good lover because I practice alot when I'm alone.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Sex relieves tension -- love causes it.
On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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