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My favorite tongue twister artists are Danny Kaye ( my favorite ) and George W. Bush. George is on dangerous ground once a double negative presents itself. Don't get me wrong, I worship the quicksand he walks on. If it was not for Bushisms I would have less to laugh about.
Finding the great Danny Kaye tongue twisters has proved a difficult task for me. However Bushisms are like shooting pies in a barrel. Or is it monkees?
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Just a sample:
Eventually things work out to the benefit of all, but not before Kaye's had the chance to come out with such tongue twisters as "When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever you've got left," and such classic lines as "you're happy for the wrong reasons, and that's the same as being lonely and miserable, except it's WORSE."
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I did a google search and found alot of twisters. Inspired by this here is my humble original pseudo limmerick submission:
Vlad and Mallory often exchanged jabs Mallory's job was a fad and really not so bad In fact he was glad he had a job better than Vlad Still Mallory's hourly salary was sad One day at work because of a jerk Mallory got a concussion, one heard in every discussion about Mallory's delusion, he now a she had sexual confusion Despite therapy and infusions no dillution of symptoms occurred. On Mallory's birthday Vlad was was a turd He gave gifts that couldn't be sicker We sent her some flowers but Vlad was still quicker His gifts ranged from slick ruffled panties, to rubber balls and liquor
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