No salt salts like morte tongue's salt salts
Your selection is selubrious. I couldn't have salted it better myself. Morton might have something to say about it, however. He may think your phrasing is selacious, but he cannot accuse you of taking his name in vain. For you have taken his name, but not in vain.
P.S. Morton may think you have poured wounds on his salt, but where I come from, it is only fair comment. "Windsor Salt" may not pour when it rains, but it reigns supreme ... amongst people who fancy their salt, of course. Personally, I am not one of them, wwh. I abstain from salt altogether as I am told that we get more than enough of it in our regular diet and too much is not good for one's blood pressure. If this sounds like a seditious thing for a selebrity to say, wwh, I am sorry. But surely one can savor a thing without tasting it ... just as one can have fond memories of a thing which is "only a memory".