I have not the energy to check lipograms, which at first I thought were greasygrams written with fat.
You mean they're not! BTW I am not the French scholar you take me to be. I studied French for 2 or 3 years in high school but most of what I learned has faded thru disuse. Alas. Mes talents ont leur bornes. Let's see. Freely translated, I assume it means "My talents are my burdens." Would that be correct? At least you don't hide your light under a bushel, wwh ... wwhich is probably why your talents are your burdens, n'est-ce pas?