Our New Shorter Motto: Less is more.
Self-evident truths: All posters are created equal. You can run on but you can't hide behind your post count. Rising rank can become an odor problem. In any case, noblesse oblige.
Our Patron Saint: Jennifer Lopez (in Versace); Conan (in loincloth) 4 the ladies ????
Words of wisdom: People who prefer short threads shouldn't open a shop for Queen size ladies or XXXL Men.
Our logo: The eye of an needle.
Favorite biblical inspiration: A puffy poster has as much chance of getting into heaven (or short-listed for the "Twiggies") as squeezing thru the eye of a needle.
Favorite Saying: A stitch in time saves nine.
Favorite Abbreviation: etc. (1 is enuf)
Favorite Latin Maxim: Res ipsa loquitur
Most Frightening Words in the English Language:
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