Nay, my dear,

The other Ted and I share only one thing, the name Ted. One would think that he and I share also the adjectival appelation gallant, but I cannot answer for the other Ted, only for myself on the adjectives that truly apply, and not for the adjectives that are claimed to apply.


Now how's that for a Godforsaken excuse for a sentence???

All seriousness aside, he and I are not the same human being. At first I wasn't sure, but now I am.


TEd