Dear Consuelo,

GallantTed here - the one and only. I yam shocking that ya think otherwise. And what are ya doen posten me email address all over the show? Is that SUE in yer name of any significance? Blantant libel is too good a word fer it.

I assure ya that I yam the genwine article. Check out me Forem if ya don't believe @ http://www.gamblingcommunity.com - it's the GallantTed ChronicAils in the Community Forem section. Let's see ya square up ta me in me natural habitat.

Yours sincerely

THE GallentTed

PS - Leave the other TEd alone. I've got frends in the woods, ya know.