Dear Teddy Bare-It-All:

Please edify me about:

Could it be anyhin ta do with Cecil - the God of luck...

...this god is news to me, but then my brain is fried having read articles on education all day. I hope you'll be sympathetic...

And the other Ted: I enjoyed your Cecil B. DeMille story. I wish you'd punish us a bit more often.

Best regard,
WasteWind