This reminds me of the occasion when Captain Uhuru was told to go straight to headquarters without stopping off for a scheduled R&R on the planet Allure, which was noted for the sexual favors regularly bestowed upon starship crews.

When the crew found out, they were ready to mutiny. Uhuru explained that he would have to put it into the log, at which the crew responded, "Tour Allure, Uhuru, tour Allure and lie."


TEd