Cheers to you
Cheers to me
Friends for life we'll always be
If perchance we disagree
F*** yous all, cheers to me.

Or


Cheers big ears
Here's to queers buccaneers and auctioneers
May virgins vanish
And prostitutes prosper
May <insert rude word here> become a household word
Cheers to you
Cheers to me
May we never disagree
If we do, <reinsert rude word> to you
Cheers to me