lesbian activists abseiled into the House of Lords from the public gallery shouting "Lesbians are angry" in protest about anti-gay legislation.

Jo, are you serious?!?! Oh, how FUNNY! And I thought WE got crazy! Oh oh oh! Shades of grade B Tarzan movies!

But--are you also serious about there being a REAL mace in your government hall? Not the pepper spray? (I was envisioning a Member wielding that tiny canister...)

And, is it happenstance, by happenstance, that the benches are two sword-lengths apart?