In the year 2825 (if mankind is still alive):

Jeremy Bentham's Utilitarian Code is finally promulgated by the United Congress of the Western Alliance, and the name 'Brithibernia' is adopted, 1000 years after it was first proposed. To mark the event, astronomy is renamed as 'uranoscopic physiurgics' and biology as 'epygeoscopic physiurgics'.

-joe (i have seen the future, and it sucks) friday