Ron stated
but, these are so... obvious!!, and I tend to agree. But even if I were to disagree and to agree to take on the challenge put up by our goosey michi gander, there is the problem of encoding the data.
No one would agree on how the coding should be done, and I would become public enemy No. 1 with everyone. I could, of course, just find a tall building to step off or perhaps I could simply go for a drive on the Birmingham North Interchange and thus disappear from mortal ken ...

Ta, but no thanks!