>What do you get if you play a country record backwards? You get your woman back, your job back, and your house back.

Of course all art forms are open to a little un-ravelling.

Take some of these songs/genres backwards and insert the following phrase:

Opera � eg La Traviata
�So the doctor said, �take these new antibiotics, they will do you a world of good��..�

Blues �
�So I decided that springing out of bed on a lovely sunny day was so important to me that I should give up women and alcohol ��

Folk � eg Simon & Garfunkle�s �Homeward Bound�
�I was always grateful that my parents steered me into a happy and successful job in the Civil Service ��

Stevie Wonder�s �Isn�t she Lovely?�
�My wife was very pleased with the new contraceptive prescribed by the doctor�.�

Songs by Leonard Cohen
�So I took the Prozac and everything seemed a lot brighter ��

Songs by Barry Manilow
�Participating in team sports has always been very important to me, I�ve never had much time to spend with members of the opposite sex ��

Heavy Metal
�I grew to love quiet natural sounds, the bee humming as it hovered over the flowers, the gentle trickle of water in a stream �.�

Rap
�I�ve always found that speaking slowly and clearly is the best way to be understood ��

Country and Western � Eg Tammy Wynette
�The divorce was really quite straightforward �.�
or
�I headed off to the bright lights of New York to take up a career in banking � �