Two little old ladies were sitting on the front porch having tea. The only sound besides the occasional sip at the tea was the creak, creak, creak of the rocking chair.

Then one of the old gals stopped rocking and turned to her friend. "Do you still get hankerings for sex?"

"I sure do," cackled the other.

"Well, what do you do about it?'

"usually I just suck on a Lifesaver."

There was a long silence, followed by, "Who do you get to drive you to the beach?"



TEd