Shirley you've spied the tele to the extent that you are familiar with the *service to which "the kaintuck" and I have spouted as triptych?

No, I don't think he has,
O cryptical one.
That hint, he missed, as
Another old pun.

Crying, are you, she said?
Let's not call him Shirley
Unless serving abed
Each night and plum early.