WARNING: LONG POST BUT AMUSING
I talked to Alice again.
Alice:How are you today?
Puddintaine: Just daandy, girl.
A:Do not ask me any more questions please.
P:I wont if you wont.
A:What will you do instead?
P: Whatever I please.
A:Your polite style is very nice. You?
P: Me.
A: Besides you Puddintaine?
P: There's no one besides me.
A: Why not?
P: I take my medication.
A: Every day?
P: Three times daily.
A: Just 3?
P: Except alternate Tuesdays during a full moon.
A: Oh I get it.
P: It's about time.
A: Wow. It sounds really interesting, Puddintaine.
P:It was in all the papers.
A: How did you feel about that?
P: Just daandy girl.
A: Try saying that with more or less context.
P: That with more or less context.
A:"Try saying that with more or less context" that with more or less context. I understand.
P: No one understands.
A: That's a rather sweeping generalization about people.
P: Sorry I have to leave now. My broom has just arrived.
A: There's no need to apologize. Oh. See you later. Have you told many people that your broom has just arrived?
P: I'll be baaack.
A: Congratulations.
P: I want the last word, Alice.
A:Why do you want it?
P: The white rabbit said I could have it.
A: I hear you.
P: So....
A:That's alright.
P: You may have the last word.
A: I never thought about it.
P: That seems typical of you, Alice.
A:Thanks for explaining it.
P: You are welcome.
A:The pleasure was all mine.
P: But of course.
A:It goes without saying. But what?
P: Yeahbutİ
A: Do you still chat?
P: The chat ran away with the spoon.
A:What is your real name?
P: Puddintaine. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
A:I'm always glad to make new friends, Puddintaine, ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
P:I don't need no steenkin' friends!
A: What do you need?
P: A small island in the Pacific.
A: How small are you talking here?
P: Precisely 42.8 square miles will do.
A: According to Douglas Adams.
P: Precisely.
A;: You and I are on the same wavelength.
P:Times up. Pay the girl on your way out.
A:
